Cum Diva Taylor

Are you a wanker?

Those annoying, pathetic little leaches who call constantly with the same stupid shit every time. We're onto you fucktards!

I mean is there a freakin' wanker handbook or something? Why do you all do the same stupid shit? What the fuck is wrong with you?

You may be a wanker if........

• You call repeatedly but do not say anything.
• You call and hang up when you are asked for your cc#.
• You call and say "hang on" when asked for your cc#, then hangup. (Why hang on? Just hangup you stupid idiot!)
• You say you left your card in the truck. (Why is it always a truck?)
• You give a Visa # that starts with a 2. (Dumbass!)
• You call and ask how late I will be working, the rates, other questions that are right there under your nose.
• You call and say a friend gave you the number. (The friend gonna pay?)
• You call and ask if this is Jenny or some other girl. (Are you fucking dyslexic?)
  
• You call and ask who this is. (You called me you stupid wanker!)
• You ask if I can charge the phone. (No, that's why we don't have that on the websites.)
• You are obviously underage and ask if I'm giving you a math test when I ask what year you were born. (It's only a test if you're lying!)
• You call and ask Wassup? (I hate you! No legitimate call ever starts with wassup!)
• You call and ask a bunch of questions then say thanks and hang up. (This is why I don't answer a bunch of questions. If you really want to know, email.)
• You call and, no I'm not kidding, bang your dick against the phone. (WTF?)
• You call and say, "whore", then hang up. (What's your point?)
• You call and just start in with obscene comments. (You have to pay first!)
• You call and ask if I sell my panties and if I would mind doing the call with your mom when she gets home. (I'm pretty sure I've talked to you before and I'm blocking you.)
• You call and say you're thinking about doing a call. (Think on your own time, Dickwad!)
• You call and ask for a free sample. (NO! My time is not free!)
• Or Can't we just talk without all this credit card nonsense? (NO! My time is not FREE!)
  

So enough with this stupid shit! We're not going to give you anything until you pay and I'm sick of blocking all of your stupid numbers! If one day you find your number on Craig's List under Men Seeking Men don't say you weren't warned. Mistress is PISSED!