Friday, August 29, 2008
Labor Day for a Phone Sex Mistress
That's right, I'm putting you to work. You have the day off and you have no excuses so get off that cute little slave butt of yours and call me.
There's an opening available for a tongue slave. (Experience required)
A position for a strap on sissy. (Specific dress code)
Hard work for a cuckold slave. (Must work well with others)
Orgasm denial slaves. (Take a number and wait ~ 877-286-3482)
Personal Shoppers are always needed. (Wish List)
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Cuckold Phone Sex
Yes I do!
You asked if I ever wear it for other guys?
Yes I do!
Next time you call, we'll do a little hot phone sex fantasy about it.
How I'll have you bathe me. Lick me dry. Dress me in my sexy little teddy,
the one you bought, for my date with another man.
How you'll answer the door, then serve us.
Waiting to lick my pussy clean of his cum.
Mmmmmm cream pie phone sex.
I might even let you cum if you're a good little phone sex slave, although I do love our tease and denial phone sex calls.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Have a Kick Ass Monday
And not in a good way? ;-)
Hmmm I bet a little afternoon adult erotic phone sex would perk up those Monday blues.
And you know me. Hearing about your forbidden phone sex fantasies then dishing out a little domination phone sex punishment might just make a kick ass Monday after all. In the good way!
So it's either a sexy mistress or your boss. I'm much more fun. ;-)
Thursday, August 07, 2008
You're not worth my time
Are you a wanker?
Those annoying, pathetic little leaches who call constantly with the same stupid shit every time. We're onto you fucktards!
I mean is there a freakin' wanker handbook or something? Why do you all do the same stupid shit? What the fuck is wrong with you?
You may be a wanker if........
- You call repeatedly but do not say anything.
- You call and hang up when you are asked for your cc#.
- You call and say "hang on" when asked for your cc#, then hangup. (Why hang on? Just hangup you stupid idiot!)
- You say you left your card in the truck. (Why is it always a truck?)
- You give a Visa # that starts with a 2. (Dumbass!)
- You call and ask how late I will be working, the rates, other questions that are right there under your nose.
- You call and say a friend gave you the number. (The friend gonna pay?)
- You call and ask if this is Jenny or some other girl. (Are you fucking dyslexic?)
- You call and ask who this is. (You called me you stupid wanker!)
- You ask if I can charge the phone. (No, that's why we don't have that on the websites.)
- You are obviously underage and ask if I'm giving you a math test when I ask what year you were born. (It's only a test if you're lying!)
- You call and ask Wassup? (I hate you! No legitimate call ever starts with wassup!)
- You call and ask a bunch of questions then say thanks and hang up. (This is why I don't answer a bunch of questions. If you really want to know, email.)
- You call and, no I'm not kidding, bang your dick against the phone. (WTF?)
- You call and say, "whore", then hang up. (What's your point?)
- You call and just start in with obscene comments. (You have to pay first!)
- You call and ask if I sell my panties and if I would mind doing the call with your mom when she gets home. (I'm pretty sure I've talked to you before and I'm blocking you.)
- You call and say you're thinking about doing a call. (Think on your own time, Dickwad!)
- You call and ask for a free sample. (NO! My time is not free!)
- Or Can't we just talk without all this credit card nonsense? (NO! My time is not FREE!)